One one side, it’s well made and the workout is clearly complex and rigorous cardio. Which puts me in a tough spot… what to give for a fair feather rating? Yet for the lot of you that love mock-country culture you will no doubt have found your home. An interesting experience, but painful and leaving one hoping for a mind wipe before being released back to civilization.
Kind of makes one feel a little creepy.įor me Country Heat is what I imagine an alien rectal probe would be like. I mean that quite literally too as sometimes a couple of the female participants look barely out of high school. I cannot imagine the average dude crawling out of bed and getting all excited to line dance with the girls. Women will find this far more appealing than men. Therefore I ask any fathers out there considering this to please…think of the children. But this could leave honest to goodness mental scars. CIZE could easily be passed off as a mid-life crisis. Half my sweat was probably from abject fear my family would return home and see me doing this. Beachbody is engaged in relentless marketing, hitting viewers with a subliminal barrage that would have Winston Smith begging for a drink.
Not to be ignored, a Shakeology bar stands in the back like a dead possum on the road. Right down to the mechanical bull in the background and moves with names like Honky Tonk Turns and Tumbleweeds…these will serve as constant reminders that this is not Masterpiece Theatre. This one seems to have a stronger focus on core work, with pelvic motions reminiscent of Hip Hop Abs.Īs expected, Braveheart couldn’t cut through the endless redneck cliches. Giddy Up alternates throughout week one and helped to keep me distracted from the fact my family isn’t returning my calls.
Look honey, I’m a changed man! I can…oh, hello again! Just getting off the phone with my loving wife who is only too excited for me to continue my review of this hit program. Also unlike CIZE, I feel far less likely to increase my “coolness quotient”. Unlike CIZE, Autumn takes it to a slower start with less complexity. Like most line dances and donkey mating rituals, the routine begins with a lot of stepping motions before pelvic work begins. The first workout, Country Swing is medium low impact cardio.